pantspooper8000

sometimes when I sit on the toilet to poop my weiner touches the water

ACROSS MANY MILLENIA MY ANCESTORS HAVE BEEN THE GUARDIANS OF THE SACRED PRACTICE OF P00PING YOUR PANTS WE MUST KEEP THIS TRADITION ALIVE LEST HUMANKIND FALL PREY TO THE WESTERN DECADENCE THAT IS USING A TOILET

THE HEGEMONY OF TOILET USERS HAS PERSISTED FOR CENTURIES AND WE REMAIN THE LAST BULWARK AGAINST THE RISING TIDE OF PANTS POOPING ERASURE
ON THIS WEBSITE U CAN LOOK AT MY PHOTO ALBUMS AND READ MY DIARY ENTRIES TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE LIFE OF A PANTS POOPER

ALSO I AM LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND NO UGLIES NO TOILET USERS AGE 18-30 ONLY PLEASE EMAIL ME p00pyp3t3@hotmail.com IF YOU ARE INTERESTED SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY I AM SINCERELY LOOKING FOR LOVE

HOWEVER I MUST SAY

although there are many things about western society that I hate I do love the show South Park I think Cartman is hilarious

I love when he tells you to suck his balls

I THINK YOU WILL FIND THAT DESPITE WHAT U MAY THINK OF AS MY ANTIQUATED LIFESTYLE WE ACTUALLY HAVE QUITE A LOT IN COMMON

heres a list of some other stuff i like

  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. doody
  4. crap
  5. number 1
  6. number 2
  7. Mr. Beast videos (with the expection of anything having to do with toilets)
  8. bang energy drinks
  9. circus peanuts (the candy)
  10. the works of Sylvia Plath

this is the color of my eyes

Here's favorite song, my cousin Ricky showed it to me

PHOTO ALBUM